[Hits a golf ball at Foster]
Bill Foster: [Takes out a shotgun] Five!
Bill Foster: What are you trying to do? Kill me with a golf ball? It's not enough you have all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game, but you gotta kill me with a golf ball? You should have children playing here, you should have families having picnics, you should have a goddamn petting zoo. But instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do.
[Shoots a golf cart]
Bill Foster: Now aren't you ashamed?
[After Bill shoots the golf cart, triggering Frank's heart attack]
Bill Foster: What's wrong?
Frank: My - heart...
Bill Foster: Well, what can I do about it?
Frank: Pills... get p-pills...
Bill Foster: Where are your pills?
[Frank points towards the cart, which has just plunged into a water hazard]
Bill Foster: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat.













Nice work. :3
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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**Let that which does not matter truly slide**
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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=vanilla-chan ~PuffDragon ~too-disturbed ~Kriasai *JulCSI ~josebabarock =Jalima ~spiderkitten2003 ~Red-13
**Let that which does not matter truly slide**
I about killed myself trying to color my own line art.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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